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sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

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bellenoel:

bellenoel:

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

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Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

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Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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Underrated post

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suprcorp:

the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.

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sailorbrazil:

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

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quantummindclassicalheart:

mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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Then they got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice?
With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made.
From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade!
Just slap his face on there and tint it with green
And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump,
The Grinch had been played for a capital chump.
“No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads.
“Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day
Than products and placements and big bonus pay?
The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed.
Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

You win best addition to my post

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lauristical:

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pr1nceshawn:

One time, when I was drunk…

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I JUST BECAME AN ORDAINED MINISTER

(Source: College Humor, via petitegoose)

phoebebuffays:

🎅🎄 christmas mood 🎄🎅

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neopuff:

boogeymed:

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

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