but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
casual reminder that you’re probably supposed to be doing something right now that’s not tumblr
all of us have a secret
all of us are guilty
all of us are lost
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead