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funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

(via greetings)

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via outraged)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via disorder)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via disorder)

emmysaurus:

casual reminder that you’re probably supposed to be doing something right now that’s not tumblr

(via brow)

all of us have a secret
all of us are guilty
all of us are lost

(Source: bellamying, via stydia-allisaac)

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

(via disorder)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

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equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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